1. I can't wait to give up trying to be funny and start calling myself a humorist

  2. For my 10,000th tweet, I will link you to my 400th post, in celebration of the 2nd year anniversary of DumbDomme. :D

  3. my left eye is twitching and I have 'head, shoulders, knees, and toes..." stuck in my head.

  4. *boom* *drops mic* (where mic = laptop... but not really. You can't dramatically drop a laptop). Night, all. :)

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