1. Guys, I'm in wine country buzzed, just got news the NYC show on 9/12 is half sold out & just booked a Boston class on 9/5. Life is good.

  2. Quick! In celebration of Hyperloop Hypothesizing day, someone think of an extraordinary sex move to share the transpo title.

  3. As an outgoing introvert, Twitter is the greatest party I still need to find a quiet room in.

  4. My Brain at 1am: "Yes! A comedy tour called 'Sex Nerd Sandra Blows America.' I need to do that!" Blowjobs are funnier in person.

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