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Me + Packing & Playing = Waddling
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Dear Boston, Philadelphia, New York and DC Monkeys, grab live show tickets so we can high five, yo! http://sexnerdsandra.com
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@HoiSumChow Wait, did I say that? Sort of. Be a communicative bottom. Context is everything. -
@Nerdtastic91686 I wouldn't start the show without you ;) -
I just drunk dialed Facebook. No regrets.
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Guys, I'm in wine country buzzed, just got news the NYC show on 9/12 is half sold out & just booked a Boston class on 9/5. Life is good.
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Quick! In celebration of Hyperloop Hypothesizing day, someone think of an extraordinary sex move to share the transpo title.
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As an outgoing introvert, Twitter is the greatest party I still need to find a quiet room in.
#Microcosm#MyLife -
Not wearing any makeup today and feeling great.
#Freedom -
@christylynch thanks!@Jamye & Lazlow were so great! -
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A creepy doctor recently told me that jizz has plenty of protein. I knew he was full of it. http://jezebel.com/a-complete-breakdown-of-the-nutritional-content-of-seme-953356816 …
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I sucked on
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NYC Tickets are UP! Join me at
@PianosNYC on 9/12! (Please be over 21 by then, K?) http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=3755834&pl=pianosnyc … -
My Brain at 1am: "Yes! A comedy tour called 'Sex Nerd Sandra Blows America.' I need to do that!" Blowjobs are funnier in person.
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BOSTON TICKETS are LIVE! Sept 6th at The Middle East club! http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=3755284&pl=mideastrestaurant …
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@DrJoshua09 Me, either! But thank goodness@JayWiseman breaks it down, learning-moment style.#TheMoreYouKnow
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