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  1. My little one gifted me a sparkly new 5DMK3 and I simply can't stop playing with it. Kid in a candy shop. Or producer in a porn studio.

  2. Pretty certain is one of the most intelligent, intriguing, and gracious women I know.

  3. Poor LA. But really, do I want my statistical science to come from a site that matches sugar daddies & babies?

  4. Mistress Simone Kross VISITING SAN FRANCISCO !!!! book sessions Oct 2nd thru 19th email mistresssimonekross@gmail.com

  5. All my favorite boys are lined up for next week in NYC, but there's always room for one more...

  6. In a moment of I don't know what I decided to re-furnish my entire living room last night and this a.m. I can barely move.

  7. All day at la Maison with not one but three delightful girls. I shall now unwind with bourbon & Shark Week.

  8. Whoa. Leopard print nipple clamps in the dollar bin at Michael's. What was I thinking only buying 2 packs??

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